Cool one liners

I say no to alcohol,
It just doesn't listen.

A friend in need is a pest indeed.

Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

Everyone has a photographic memory,
Some just don't have film..

It's not hard to meet expenses,
They are everywhere.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot.
The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

I couldn't repair your brakes,
So, I made your horn louder!

The cigarette does the smoking,
You are just the sucker.

Whenever I find the key to success,
Someone changes the lock.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
But, if you think again, neither does milk. burraaaaa

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.

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